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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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