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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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