Unattended Children

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken