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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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