Unattended Children

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah