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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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