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Ultimate Manwich

These in'greed'ients belong in the Heart Attack Grill

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In“greed”ients: 1 loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 Ribeye steaks 1 lb mushrooms, an onion, 1lb of bacon, 1lb of Swiss cheese, butcher paper and foil wrap

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Hollow out the bread

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Cook meats, mushrooms & onions - try to leave the steaks a little rare

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Shove two of the steaks into the bread

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Sauce the steak, different on each side - use half thick worchestershire sauce and half Dijon mustard and horse radish sauce

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Add a layer of all of the bacon

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... a layer of Swiss cheese

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Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can

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Then add the other steak, along with the juices from the pan

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... a little more sauce

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Top off with more Swiss

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Put the top of the loaf back on

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Wrap in butcher’s paper

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Wrap in foil

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Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down

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Now add weight (suggest 140lbs) and let it sit for 4 hours

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Take weight off, and wait...

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Take weight off, and wait...

Next stop: ICU

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You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

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Yours sincerely,
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