QuotaBillsLaughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift