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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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