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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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