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Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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