QuotaBillsEvery cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump