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Typewriting While Driving

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Typewriting While Driving thanks to Howard Chapman

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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