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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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