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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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