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Two Feet of Snow in Seattle

Global Warming takes a step backward in the Pacific Northwest

Two Feet of Snow in Seattle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Snowfall in January 2012... hmmm... looks similar to the 2010 snowfall below...

Two Feet of Snow in Seattle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Snowfall in February 2010

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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