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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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