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Tree Tattoo

Are you falling for or rooting for this tattoo?

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Brain Dead - lost its foliage

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tattoo Root SystemBrain Dead - lost its foliage

Elena turns over a new leaf

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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