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Tree Tattoo

Are you falling for or rooting for this tattoo?

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Brain Dead - lost its foliage

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tattoo Root SystemBrain Dead - lost its foliage

Elena turns over a new leaf
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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich


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