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The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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