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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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