QuotaBillsLife is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell