Towel, Please
How to give your pet snake a bath
Snakephobia takes a curtain call
QuotaBillsUp there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com