Tourist Stalking

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden