Tooth Loss
Premature denture preparation in the park
Pain-full dog walker
QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay