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Tooth Loss

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

We live on the leash of our senses. - Diane Ackerman

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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