Tooth Loss

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen