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Tooth Loss

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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