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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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