Toilet Paper For The Mother-In-Law
Custom TP is de-grating for relatives
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QuotaBillsJohnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law."
WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields