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Toddler's Swing

Little Johnny wasn't little enough for this swingset

Toddler's Swing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some swings are just too tempting

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The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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