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Toddler's Swing

Little Johnny wasn't little enough for this swingset

Toddler's Swing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some swings are just too tempting

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When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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