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Toddler's Swing

Little Johnny wasn't little enough for this swingset

Toddler's Swing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some swings are just too tempting

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton


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