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Today's Unemployment Line

Celebrity joins the growing line of unemployed

Today's Unemployment Line thanks to Keith Blake

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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