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Today's Unemployment Line

Celebrity joins the growing line of unemployed

Today's Unemployment Line thanks to Keith Blake

Big Bird grounded as PBS funding shrinks

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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