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Today's Unemployment Line thanks to Keith Blake

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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