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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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