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Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

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Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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