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What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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