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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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