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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

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The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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