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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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