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Tiananmen Square Protest

When push came to shove

Tiananmen Square Protest thanks to Mel Hardman

What really happened in the Square on June 4, 1989

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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