#1 humor site on the 'net

Throwaway Sport Paper

Having a ball with recycled paper

Throwaway Sport Paper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


Read Your Book Case

Trash Bin Parking

Train Hits Deer

Dog Face or Dog Butt?

Redneck Carriage Car

Fishing Trip in New Zealand

Baby's Eviction Notice

Australia 101 For Tourists

New Parking Spot For Women

Bestist

Perfect Circle

Work At Home Mom

German Car Parkade

Conversation Chair

Despicable Watermelon

Popcorn Cremation

Bus Stop

Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

Tell Me Why You Can't Work

Canadian Drive-Thru

'Light Through Planes' Art

Time Is Free

Fashion Decisions

Harley Truck