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Throwaway Sport Paper

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Throwaway Sport Paper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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