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Throwaway Sport Paper

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Throwaway Sport Paper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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