#1 humor site on the 'net

Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

QuotaBills
Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


Time Of Day

Waiting Is Good

Solar Charging

Submergible

Fast Closure

Penalty Shot

Redneck Date

Non-Hot Dog

Unattended Children

Open Goal Forgiveness

Double Your Vision

How To Become A Pirate

He Did It

HorseBack Riding

Business School Basics

Restored Beauty

Lion On Stilts

Before 12 Beers

Lizard Hairstyle

Join Me For A Swim

French Ikea

Handicap Ramp

Redneck Repair Kit

Progress Bar