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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The people who influence you are the people who believe in you. - Henry Drummond

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another. - George Eliot

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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