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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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