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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard


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