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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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