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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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