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This Is A Window

Guidelines for door-challenged employees

This Is A Window thanks to Mike King

How to safely make it to your office

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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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