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Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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