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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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