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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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