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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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