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Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

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