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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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