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Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles H Spurgeon

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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