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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis


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