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The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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