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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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