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Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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