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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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