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The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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