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Easter Island statues have bodies

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Revealing what lies beneath the surface of one of the most remote islands in the world

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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