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The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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