#1 humor site on the 'net

The Truth

Easter Island statues have bodies

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

Revealing what lies beneath the surface of one of the most remote islands in the world

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

QuotaBills
Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


How To Tweet Others

Nutella Soother

Autumn Camouflage

Go Play Outside

Be Someone

Arkansas Divorce Application

Three Finger Carrot

Braided Horse Tail

Owl Glove

Far North Cable Guys

Openish Hours

Lead Sled Dog

Pet Food Tester

Gold Bar Carrot Cake

Looking For A Mate

Food For Thought

Kanye Twitty

Skull Tentacles

Ukrainian Cattle Car

CreepEye

Canadian Whiskey

Winter Tree

WrenchWare

Dog Sled