QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia