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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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