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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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