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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H. Spurgeon

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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