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God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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