The End Is Near

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley