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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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