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Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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