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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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