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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White


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