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The Definition Of Old

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The Definition Of Old thanks to Mike King

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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