The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'
QuotaBillsGod is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne
God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel
Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler
Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell
Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown
Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker
God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody
God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley
When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon
God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier
For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos
Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon
Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay
There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders
Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher
God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe
Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs. - Susie F
You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller
The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen
How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer
If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden
The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard
I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang
The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias
Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi
All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux
If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin
The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge