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The Creation

Simple explanation for evolution from monkeys

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.'
The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'

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God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs. - Susie F

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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