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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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