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Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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