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That Way

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That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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