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For male flies who don't take directions

That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nature's direction finder

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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