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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Truant: An honest insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

I'm single because I was born that way. - Mae West

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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