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That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nature's direction finder

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In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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