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Texting While Cycling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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