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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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