QuotaBillsWindow Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel
Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein