QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams