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Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

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Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

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Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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