Texas Diet

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso