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Texas Diet

Everything is BIG in Texas - even their diets

Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

Where vegetarians don't dine

Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

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Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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