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Tetris Couch

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Tetris Couch thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Giving couch potatoes something to sleep on

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The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

If Tetris has taught me anything, it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear. - Bruce Milne

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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