Tech Help For Grandma
Computer support line for the elderly
Questions only your grandson can answer
QuotaBillsThe worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn
Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias
Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan
If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke
Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine
We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb
You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown