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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell