Tech Help For Grandma

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay