Tech Help For Grandma

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff