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Tech Help For Grandma

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Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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