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Tech Help For Grandma

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Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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