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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo