Taxidermy Ride

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com