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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor


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