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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor


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