Taxidermy Ride

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com