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Table Kids

What happens to unattended kids at this restaurant

Table Kids thanks to Jim Serritella

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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