Table Boat

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak