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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

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Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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