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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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