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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

No man has ever praised two persons equally - and pleased them both. - Arthur Helps

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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