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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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