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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H. Spurgeon

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on thick and exactly in the right places. - Samuel Butler

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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