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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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