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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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