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It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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