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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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