#1 humor site on the 'net

Suspicious Blood Donor

Nurses couldn't explain low attendance numbers

Suspicious Blood Donor thanks to Keith Blake

Unique donors at the Australian Red Cross

QuotaBills
Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Red Blood Count: Dracula - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


Home Made Limo

Cool Reading Room

Biggest Fan On The Block

Vintage Birth Control

Close Shave

Australian RV

Panorama Dog

Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation

Why You Shouldn't Let Your Dog Drink Beer

Reflection

Plane Tennis

New IRS Form

Wisconsin Cheese

MAGA King

Baby Formula

When Gas Costs Too Much

Shoemobile

Salmon Street

Pandemic Treaty

People Of The River

SUV Sinkhole

Hope

Blonde's 710 Cover

Dragon Playground