QuotaBillsAdults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski
Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger
You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle
If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton