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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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