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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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