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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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