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Sun Wagon

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Sun Wagon thanks to Mike King

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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