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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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