QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown