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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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