Student Food Strainer

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie