Stuck

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright