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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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