Stuck

You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash