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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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