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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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