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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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